If you’re looking for profound thoughts on True Detective‘s second season finale, look further. Way further.
Here lie only unhelpful thoughts.
-This whole season should have been Frank murdering Blake over and over, on repeat.
-I heart the theme song. I LIVE AMONG YOU, WELL DISGUISED.
-Dear Kelly Reilly, sorry for all the immensely lame parts you’ve had to play in your life. This one doesn’t seem to be your fault.
-To the people complaining about the lack of chemistry between Ray and Ani…smh. Duh, they don’t have chemistry. You thought Nic Pizzolatto was trying to craft a clean, happy romance?
-We deserve better Alex Cross movies. No, it’s not related.
-Hey, Ray and Ani, love the post-coital chit chat, but maybe someone should go solve a crime?
-Excuse me, Mr. Pizzolatto? Are you just trying to see how long you can make Frank and Jordan talk before your audience commits ritual suicide? Actually, though, how bad can a scene be? I take back the apology, Kelly Reilly.
-It’s always the set photographer.
-“I was never big on running myself.” You can do it, Ray!
-Ray, use the buddy system always…
-Russian bad guy still confuses me. I get that he’s bad, though.
-“Everything’s ending.” That bodes well!
-Billy Heywood!!!!! (You’re not going to have him on the show and NOT play a big role. DUH. He did run an MLB team after all.)
-Ugh, this train station conversation is confusing me. Someone shoot someone!
-Oh wow. Everyone stop shooting everyone, please.
-Ray and Frank shouldn’t be allowed to give pep talks.
-What are Frank and Ray listening to on the way to their heist? Many good options, but can only hope it’s the theme song. Or Little River Band.
-“Guess I was wrong. It was today.” Damn, Frank.
-Ahhhhh to scary car near Ray’s car.
-Awwwww to Chad saluting.
-I’m at the point in my life where I can only fall asleep to Ray Velcoro life lesson lullabies.
-Frank got himself all-time #daddyissues.
-Ray doing his Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid thing? Aight. I fux wit it.
-Yo, Ray, maybe drive to your own death somewhere with better connection.
-Who knew Ray was so #potent?