Haiku Review: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

I told you – we really like haikus.  
Expect more of these.
Simple, sometimes poetic.
Reviews of the classics.

The Lord of The Rings



One does not simply
stroll to Mordor in one film.

That’s just bad business.


The Fellowship of the Ring



Some silly Hobbits
join a wizard’s epic quest.

Spoiler: Sean Bean Dies.


The Two Towers





A cursed king reborn.
 Orbs, Ents – the fight breaks at dawn.
Pale. Slimy. Precious.


The Return of the King




A maddened ruler

sits atop a throne of lies

awaiting Viggo.
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About Author: Will McMahon

Will has eclectic movie, television and music tastes. He likes Batman, horror movies and Mark Ruffalo. Has seen every episode of 'The O.C.' at least twice, so take him with a large grain of salt. Accomplished beard grower. Bad movie enthusiast. Lyrical genius. Some have said he is a real-life version of Nick Miller from 'New Girl.' No word on whether or not this is a compliment.