Haiku Review: Star Wars

Not so long ago…

In a cinema near you…

Star Wars changed movies…

Most recently, we had some (sigh) prequels.

 

 

 

I: The Phantom Menace

We hate you, Jar-Jar.  We really do.

We hate you, Jar-Jar. We really do.

Jar-Jar?!?  Much nonsense.

That podrace was cool.  I guess…

Stories need a start.

II: Attack of the Clones

WELP, that guy looks familiar.

WELP, that guy looks familiar (via)

An evil slow boils.

Such shoehorned clone connections.

Force ineptitude.

III: Revenge of the Sith

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Jedi destruction.

Ben: “YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!”

Now rise, Lord Vader.

Some time ago, we got the original trilogy…

 

 

IV: A New Hope

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What a poster (via)

Help! My only hope.

That’s no moon where we wage war

Rebellion anew.

V: The Empire Strikes Back

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still cool

Do. There is no try

The sequel we judge all by

“I love you.”  “I know.”

VI: Return of the Jedi

via the force. (THEFORCE.NET)

via the force.  (theforce.net)

Gosh, they built that fast

Family fells an empire

And the force lives on.

TO BE CONTINUED…

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Will has eclectic movie, television and music tastes. He likes Batman, horror movies and Mark Ruffalo. Has seen every episode of 'The O.C.' at least twice, so take him with a large grain of salt. Accomplished beard grower. Bad movie enthusiast. Lyrical genius. Some have said he is a real-life version of Nick Miller from 'New Girl.' No word on whether or not this is a compliment.

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